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It’s always fun to read small group news from around the world, right? Check out this story from Lark News. It’s hilarious!

OWENSBORO, Ky. — A small group from Rolling Hills Christian Church arrived at a place of unprecedented honesty with each other last Tuesday when they discovered that nobody in the group actually liked anyone else.
“We all realized, ‘You know what? I don’t care for any of you, and I find your kids annoying,’” says one man who was present.
The moment of openness came while they planned their annual small group camping trip. Some disagreed over dates and camping locations, until one man finally said, “To be honest, I don’t relish spending any extra time with any of you, especially not a week-long trip.”

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7 Comments to “Small Group News”

  1. The link doesn’t work. Please fix. thanks.

    Mike K

  2. It’s working for me, Mike. I tweaked a couple things to hopefully make it cleaner. Let me know if you still can’t access it.

    Heather Z

  3. Is this like a Christian version of “The Onion?” I assume this story isn’t real, but is, in fact, tongue in cheek. Whether “true” or not, it is still funny!

    Sarah

  4. It’s Lark News…it’s a total joke. It’s the same people that brought us Field Guide for Evangelicals.

    Heather Z

  5. i love the one about the Pastor’s wife and interpretive dance….

    Bekah

  6. Too funny…I like the one about evangelizing the neighbors through mail. Hilarious!

    Pat

  7. Ah, “the Field Guide” - love it.

    Sarah

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